last updated: June 5, 2004
[updates are in this color]

Me: this is gus after sex
Rachel: damn

Rachel: im a little slow

Rachel: today i will be smart
Rachel: so that you can't quote me on anything

Rachel: im a walking quote... person

Me: should the link be titled
Me: "dumbrachel.html"
Rachel: lol!
Rachel: this is not helping my self esteem
Rachel: lol
Rachel: "dumbrachel.html"

Rachel: im gonna find a nice picture of me
Rachel: or a funny one
Rachel: so at least there will be something good about me on your site
Rachel: i can at least be "that good looking idiot"

Rachel: i think im insane

Rachel: are you copying all this as we speak?
Me: lolz
Rachel: i cant trust you any more

Rachel: oh wait
Rachel: i'm not going
Rachel: my friend can tell me things
Rachel: ok, now i really am going

Rachel: im going, you sexy sexy man
Rachel: make that an away message
Rachel: lol

[re: copying and pasting the IMs and sending them back and forth to each other]
Me: Gus: Rachel: Me: Gus: Rachel: Me: Gus: Rachel: Gus: Me: Rachel: Gus: Rachel: Me: Gus: Rachel: Me: Rachel: Me: Rachel: Rachel: haha, now i am the quoter and you are the quotees!
Rachel: i cant quote it any more, its too many characters

Rachel: all im gonna say is "bye"
Rachel: i cant mess that up

Rachel: i have a feeling im gonna end up with a page of my own
Rachel: "dumb stuff that idiot rachel said"
Me: hahaha
Me: okay jes fer that
Me: i'm gonna give u yer own page
Rachel: lol!
Rachel: lemme guess, its gonna be called "dumb stuff that idiot rachel said"
Me: okay, sure (=
Rachel: damn it, i messed up saying goodbye again
Rachel: i have to remember: just say "bye", then go

Auto response from Me: hw
Rachel: lol!
Rachel: you actually put up a hw away message
Rachel: implying you might actually be working

Rachel: everyone else who sees your away messages must wonder what kind of a nutcase i am
Me: lolz yes
Rachel: lol
Rachel: i think im just going to go
Me: lolz
Rachel: quietly

Rachel: wait david where did your im box go?

Rachel: we're the ya-ya sisterhood!
Rachel: lol
Rachel: you have no comment to all this?
Rachel: hahahaha

Rachel: i am as much of an asian boy as gus is a hot girl

Rachel: im crying now
Rachel: actually, i don't cry
Rachel: lol
Rachel: if i did cry, i'd be crying right now

[re: Kevin]
Rachel: hey!
Rachel: i want him!
Rachel: lol
Me: lolz
Me: too bad
Me: he's mine
Me: haha
Rachel: meanie
Rachel: well get me a smart math guy
Rachel: thats your challenge
Rachel: find a hot, smart math guy for rachel
Rachel: lol

[re: Kevin]
Me: he's the sweetest kid ever (=
Rachel: stop saying that
Rachel: lol
Me: yesterday we were watching monster's inc. together
Rachel: its making me miss my hot smart math guy
Me: that's non-existent
Rachel: shush
Rachel: that parts not important

Rachel: tomorrow is an a day
Rachel: i'm sad
Me: lolz
Me: i thot u sed "tomorrow is a day... i'm sad"
Rachel: lol
Rachel: that too
Rachel: those damn days
Rachel: they just keep coming!
Rachel: name one time in your life where it wasnt a day
Rachel: hey, i gtg
Rachel: i'll see you on that stupid day tomorrow

Rachel: there are such crazy people riding buses
Rachel: and before you say anything, I don't ride the bus

Rachel: i have decided to be honored i have my own page
Rachel: it makes me happier than being insulted over my own page

Rachel: fuck thats getting quoted
Rachel: bye

Rachel: no one believes i met you at the beach
Rachel: and thats BEFORE the swimming with the clothes on part
Rachel: they think i lie

Rachel: katelyn thinks im "too involved with gus and david"
Rachel: lol
Me: in a threesome kind of way?
Rachel: lol
Rachel: but what would gus say?
Rachel: what would gus sayyyyy
Rachel: lol, he cant resist you david

Rachel: well he cant kick my ass
Rachel: quote that if you want
Rachel: lol
Rachel: when i told my friend there was a whole page of the dumbass stuff i said, she asked me to send her a link to it
Rachel: why would i send her a link? she respects me as a person
Rachel: yes, yes, "quote!"

Rachel: i cant spend more than an hour talking to you online, i start getting tired and crazy and saying stuff like that
Rachel: lol

Rachel: that reminds me of a korean tv commercial, remind me to tell you about it tomorrow

Rachel: if you are gonna be quoting all this, you might as well UPDATE THR QUOTES PAGE

Rachel: the next time i try to play with tape during physics, make me stop
Rachel: this is even more important than finding hot smart math guy

Rachel: i can find a horny slacker on my own
Rachel: i need help finding a hot smart math guy
Rachel: they area a lot rarer than horny slackers

Rachel: but we are not even factoring in niceness here! just hotness and math abilities!
Me: a hot guy with math abilities that's nice?
Me: what world are you living in?
Rachel: lol
Rachel: i said, we weren't counting niceness
Rachel: there are no nice, straight hot guys with math abilities in this world
Rachel: i know that

Rachel: this is a very odd conversation

Rachel: are you a hot, smart math straight guy?
Rachel: nope
Rachel: you dont even meet the majority of those

Rachel: you're in dumb math
Rachel: with me
Rachel: lol but you get the sexy part!

Rachel: you are the self-playing person around here
Rachel: jesus slut

Rachel: oh, we have to take ballroom dancing
Rachel: and be partners
Rachel: lets make this deal now, a whole year in advance
Rachel: i better get you now, before someone else does
Rachel: lol

Rachel: after they see our lil hop-turn-shuffle they will know just how cool our group is
Rachel: now THAT was an odd sentence

Rachel: i am my own person
Rachel: that didnt make sense

[re: reading my story]
Rachel: or maybe just the cursing gay new yorkers are mental
Rachel: lol
Rachel: now that is a daring theme
Rachel: mental, gay, cursing new yorkers
Me: who are vegetarians!
Rachel: oh, he's a vegetarian
Rachel: lol i didn't read that far before
Me: lolz
Rache: aha, now we meet the emaciated turkey!

Rachel: you say tomato, i say tomato
Rachel: that doesn't work online

Rachel: good, no praying
Rachel: i disapprove of little kids praying in short stories

Rachel: why is insanity genetic?
Rachel: i have to go build a catapult
Rachel: bye, secret santa

Rachel: david, my friend just used "you say potato, i say potato" online
Rachel: and i think it works
Rachel: "i say potaaaaaaaaatttooo, you say poooooooootatoooo"
Rachel: think about it

Rachel: i have decided to be honored i have my own page
Rachel: it makes me happier than being insulted over my own page

Rachel: maybe our new step can be "wear your hair normally"
Rachel: fuck, thats getting quoted

Rachel: he started teaching that when i stopped giving a fuck
Me: u gave out fucks?
Rachel: lol
Rachel: you missed out

[re: 7th Heaven]
Rachel: those horny parents
Rachel: the lil wussy kid in the closet
Rachel: all under the mask of a "religious" family
Rachel: ok i cant stand this anymore im going

Rachel: at thanksgiving my grandmother referred to the turkey as emaciated
Rachel: now i cant see that word without laughing

Rachel: an emaciated turkey?

Rachel: i think if you're gonna quote me, you should fix my typos

Rachel: ah, this is gonna be quoted
Rachel: i'm gonna try and type correctly

Rachel: LOL
Rachel: lmao
Rachel: omg i cant stop laughing
Rachel: okay i stopped

Rachel: oh, and btw, i now like the quote page
Me: lolz, y?
Rachel: i dunno, i really do say dumb stuff
Rachel: and now its all organized
Rachel: im special
Rachel: lol
Rachel: that is so getting quoted, isnt it?

Rachel: i'm dropping out of school to work in a factory for minimum wage
Rachel: wanna join me?

Rachel: this is worse than the squirrels thinking im ugly

Rachel: there's something wrong with my brain
Rachel: i was walking home and i saw a dog, and i immediately thought "omg that dog is walking!!!"

Rachel: speaking of away messages, why are you double scoring?

Me: and the naked one
Me: who gets that?
Me: does that go on mine or urs?
Rachel: dunno
Rachel: doesn't matter
Me: i say mine
Me: because mine is open right now
Rachel: lol, take the easy way out
Me: yup, that's what i'm all about
Me: being easy
Me: wait, no that's not right
Rachel: explains why you're double scoring on aol

Rachel: charles and the abercrombie bois - coming soon to a theater near you!
Rachel: wait, whens the partay?

Rachel: my people have cute shirts

Rachel: i like when people say nice things about me
Rachel: i wanna say nice things
Rachel: i NEVER wanna say nice things

Rachel: mine should seriously be "stuy kids like logic, right? well, i dont like girls. therefore, i dont like david. FOOLED YOU ALL!"
Me: HEY!

Me: ooh
Me: strom thurmond has just died
Me: it's breaking news
Rachel: it is
Rachel: wonder which hell hes going to...

Me: he's packing
Me: he's going upstate 2moro
Me: 4 day trip with his familY
Me: he's gonna be living in the middle of the lake
Rachel: aha
Me: on a private island
Me: where he can freely strip off his clothes and touch himself while thinking about ______
Rachel: lol
Rachel: i was just typing "it sounds like one of your stories for some reason"
Rachel: then you send that
Rachel: then i realized why it was like one of your stories

Me: ::shrug::
Rachel: ::sigh::
Rachel: that was a cheery conversation
Me: yup

Me: you're online
Me: shouldn't you be in jersey?
Rachel: i got back
Rachel: it was a 2 day program
Me: which would explain why you're online
Me: okay, gotcha
Me: haha
Rachel: no, i snuck out to get a computer to talk to you
Rachel: cause i love you
Me: of course
Rachel: cant live without you
Me: ain't that the truth
Rachel: you know it
Me: preach on, sister!
Rachel: lol

Rachel: dammit, you get all the cities, experiments
Rachel: you suck

Rachel: why do i love you again?
Me: because i'm cool
Rachel: let me count the ways
Rachel: 1) ...
Rachel: 2) ...
Rachel: this is easier than i thought
Me: ...you can't count?
Rachel: i have no reasons
Rachel: they're blank
Me: lolz
Rachel: i would have kept typing them
Rachel: but it was pointless
Me: like you
Rachel: aw
Rachel: we have reason #1 right there: always a kind and caring person

Me: hey i'm worth $75!
Rachel: nope
Rachel: you arent
Rachel: not when i can get you for free

Rachel: its either damning her or damning your vagina
Me: i say read my lips: damn my vagina
Rachel: you should really accept yourself

Rachel: you know, i am very upset with sophomore
Rachel: i want this drama to unfold
Rachel: i'm bored

Rachel: he heard what you do to your girl friends, and is terrified of what you can do to boys

Rachel: when did you first call me a whore?
Rachel: that was probably the first sign of our close friendship
Rachel: or marriage
Me: let me get my "memories with rachel" book
Rachel: ah, memories

Rachel: alright, i gtg
Me: bye lovers
Rachel: where does the s come from?
Me: you know ;-)
Me: ::stares at rachel's chest::
Rachel: lmao
Rachel: you scary boy

Rachel: arent you so excited about today?
Rachel: july 4th!
Me: it's keb and i's ten month anniversary
Rachel: so unpatriotic
Rachel: thats why you're cool

Rachel: man, you are even more egotistical than i thought
Me: i didn't think that was possible
Rachel: you constantly amaze me

--- NOTE: While the following does not involve Rachel and I in the convo, it was a part of our conversation, so it belongs here ---
Rachel: Eileen: rachhhhh why is my mom always making promises but she never keeps them?
Rachel: cause shes like how katelyn thinks i am?
Eileen: a whore?
Me: LOL!

Me: go to minnesota
Me: find ur gay cousin
Rachel: thats wisconsin
Rachel: and im not doing anything with my gay cousin

Rachel: i bought myself an engagement ring
Rachel: its really nice
Rachel: and it was only $6
Rachel: and its actually made out of silver
Me: okay
Rachel: eileen and i are very disappointed in you, as a gay guy you're supposed to know your jewelry
Me: not when it's for a girl
Rachel: lol
Rachel: the new ring makes yours look so much worse
Rachel: its so funny

Rachel: i love junk mail
Me: ok
Rachel: "Is Porn On Your Computer Does Your Wife Know?"
Rachel: our marriage is falling apart
Rachel: it makes me sorta sad
Me: ok
Rachel: exactly
Rachel: the hate has been replaced by apathy

Rachel: they have a teeshirt at urban outfitters that says "new jersey - only the strong survive"
Me: lmao
Me: how much?
Rachel: its a girls shirt
Rachel: $20
Me: oh.
Rachel: and it's purple
Rachel: haha
Me: oh.
Rachel: so do you want it for xmas?

Rachel: elizabeth wants to name our band after you
Rachel: be honored
Me: what?
Rachel: elizabeth and i are forming a fake band
Rachel: and we're considering naming it after you
Me: ...why?
Rachel: i dunno
Rachel: she just asked if i would want to name it after you

Me: you're annoying me
Me: i'm half awake
Me: lol
Rachel: good
Rachel: good that i'm annoying you
Rachel: i feel like annoying you
Rachel: where's eileen?

Rachel: what are you doing tomorrow?
Rachel: bah elizabeth has plans
Me: i thought you didnt want to see me
Rachel: i dont
Rachel: but i wanna do something tomorrow
Me: then i'm busy 2moro
Rachel: and everyones busy
Me: =P
Rachel: lol
Me: let's try this one more time
Me: i thought you didnt want to see me
Rachel: no, i love you, i can't wait to see you
Rachel: i might die without you
Me: then i'm definitely busy 2moro

Rachel: i went shopping for me today
Rachel: that was fun
Me: with penny?
Rachel: eileen
Me: oh
Me: i thought you were hanging with penny
Rachel: lol
Rachel: no
Me: so who hung out with penny today?
Rachel: no one
Rachel: lol
Rachel: she was alone

[re: Penny]
Rachel: i dont wanna talk to her anymore
Me: why not?
Rachel: cause shes seeing lb2
Rachel: which i saw
Me: sounds like she's seeing pound 2
Rachel: my god,  that is so stuyvesant
Rachel: and i laughed
Rachel: ::cries::

Rachel: ew
Rachel: i just killed a bug
Rachel: and it fell in the keyboard somewhere
Rachel: ...ew
Rachel: i did this before too
Rachel: i think i should stop letting the dead bugs fall in the keyboard
Rachel: but i dont wanna touch them
Rachel: oh fuck, another one
Rachel: prepare to die
Me: me?
Rachel: the bug
Rachel: lol
Rachel: you can live a while longer...
Me: oh lol
Me: thank you, oh powerful one
Rachel: you are very welcome

Rachel: well, what can we do?
Rachel: i would assume that you are all shopped out
Rachel: unless you're that gay

Rachel: diva d's limpwristedness is no match for my lesbionic powers!

Rachel: davd, are you a member of the league of extraordinary gentlemen

[NOTE: I'm too lazy to finish the rest of the convos right now. As of right now, the convos go up to July 25, 2003]